Faux Pav
Faux Pav
a.k.a. Robert Pavlich
Faux Pav prefers a silent "v" and is played by former Milwaukeean Robert Pavlicsek. Whether on sax, shaker, tambo, or your forehead, Faux Pav plays a role that we would all love to play the bringer of some artificial flavor that you thought you could live without until you have tasted it. To quote Lee Mavers, he was born to live like a mercenary and to make your sister howl "blow baby blow." New to the pseudo fold, and stylish in an appropriately fake way, Faux Pav brings his German blood to a boil in an instant when the reed gets to tickling your bottom lip across the room and you're standing there, agog, thinking "Where do I send the check for the Faux Pav reed fund?"